Writing

Louie Aronowitz is an award-winning novelist, screenwriter, and performer, appearing in Saturday Night Live, Funny or Die, Reductress, McSweeney’s, Comedy Central, IFC, Above Average, The Austin Film Festival, The Atlanta Film Festival, and The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater.

Here are a few sample satire articles:

Funny Or Die

8 Totally Legit Reasons To Bring A Backpack Full Of Snakes With You Everywhere You Go

11 Other Uses For 101 Dalmatians

17 New Beer Pong Trick Shots

McSweeney’s

Candy Heart Messages After Elon Musk Buys Sweethearts For $44 Billion

First Drafts Of Classic Movie Quotes

Lesser Known Goals Of Project 2025

Trolley Problem Variations For Dads

Actually, Sandworm Attacks Only Have A 1% Death Rate

First Drafts of the Greatest Opening Sentences in Literature

Gregor Samsa’s DIY Mother’s Day Gift Ideas

Reductress

REPORT: The Average Woman Fucks 9 Spiders per Year

Mom Just Calling to Say Hi, Why Aren’t You Married Yet

Curated Others

Paul Rudd Reveals Secret to Eternal Youth Is Diet, Exercise, Not Having 60 Hour a Week Soul-Crushing Job

Kavanaugh Declares Next Supreme Court Justice Is Whoever Butt-Chugs This Handle of Jäger First

Coronavirus Instantly Cured After Scientists Discover It Can Cause Erectile Dysfunction

Billy Joel Reveals “Piano Man” Started out as Pitch for Mega Man Villain

We Tried to Interview Jeff Bezos, and Then It Was All a Blur and a Giant White Balloon Chased Us and Now We Live in Some Weird Community Prison Type Thing

Tinder Guy’s 6 Feet of Social Distancing More Like 5 Feet 6 Inches

Star Wars Porn Parody Changes Luke and Leia to Just Step Siblings

Guy at Front of Human Centipede Doesn’t Believe in ‘Privilege’

Tom Cruise Announces He Will Be Running in 2020

New Yorker Considers All of New York “Upstate”

Diabolical Mailing List Admin Twirling Mustache and Cackling at Dead “Unsubscribe” Link

Opinion: Once You’re on the Mattress You Can’t Even Tell It’s on the Floor

More samples and longform writing available upon request.